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About Me: Ok, here it goes: I'm a 15/f/wi. I love gymnastics! I have AOLIM, so IM me by using the link on the left. Ummm...I play the violin....I'm on the computer a lot....I've got great friends at both school and gymnastics so life's good! lol idk what else to say, so check out the links and the rest of my page!

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Fun Things to do in an Elevator: - Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head. - Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. - Shave. - Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" - Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. - When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. - Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. - On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. - Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:  "I've got new socks on!" - When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!" - Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. - Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" - Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. - Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. - Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're   one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. - Leave a box between the doors. - Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. - Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. - Start a sing-along. - When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" - Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." - Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." - Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. - If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!" - While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

Letters From Grandma: She writes... The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is... and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach"... I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. Then I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well,  I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing... why, even he was enjoying this religious experience! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved to all my sisters and brothers and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks! Grandma

Actual Instruction Lables 1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair) 2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special) 3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."(And that would be how. . . ?) 4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."(But it's *just* a suggestion) 5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down".(Oops, too late!) 6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (As night follows the day . . . .) 7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".(But wouldn't this save even more time?) 8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) 9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".(One would hope) 10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".(As opposed to what?) 11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".(I gotta admit, I'm curious) 12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts".(NEWS FLASH!) 13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: Fly Delta) 14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company, I blame parents for this one) 15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (Was there a chance of this happening somewhere? ...Good grief)

Riddle: (E-mail me if you want the answer) When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford University seniors. What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?