Jen's Quotes This section is dedicated to Jen because I ran out of room in my info with her quotableness. kurdts lil zebra: stacy-chu, spitwad attack! kurdts lil zebra: I BEAT YOU ALL DOWN!! jen on her high and mighty popularity llama wins! kurdts lil zebra: i mean, when a goat can only get some by raping little girls, you know there's a problem. kurdts lil zebra: come one, come all, eat my hair that tastes like captain crunch! kurdts lil zebra: well alabama you stacy! kurdts lil zebra: you know what i hate about aim? gemini gal19: what? kurdts lil zebra: sarcasm is subject to the interpreter's thought process gemini gal19: you are one smart cookie kurdts lil zebra: but my cookie is quickly crumbling, aka, i'm losing my mind kurdts lil zebra: my brain is like a broken sponge, it just won't soak anything up for longer then 2 seconds. gemini gal19: is there such a thing as a broken sponge? kurdts lil zebra: i don't know, i think my brain is the first kurdts lil zebra: well, duh, what mary poppins says is law. mary poppins is practically perfect in everyway, afterall...she might as well be god. i think mary poppins might just be god gemini gal19: we all should bow down and worship mary poppins kurdts lil zebra: maaaarrry, maaarrry kurdts lil zebra: oh my mary poppins kurdts lil zebra: blinder than a bat, blinder than my sister, and blinder than something else that can't see gemini gal19: and hed be like muttering to himself "dont make eye contact.. back away slowly.. stay calm" kurdts lil zebra: haha, no he'd use that information to get in your pants dear kurdts lil zebra: he has to jump in gemini gal19: i dont get it kurdts lil zebra: he can't just crawl, that's not his style gemini gal19: but why back away to jump? and why slowly at that? kurdts lil zebra: he has to calculate gemini gal19: calculate... what? kurdts lil zebra: calculate the jump, you don't want him to miss and fall on his ass gemini gal19: so he would have to back away and then go forward again?? kurdts lil zebra: yeah, a good running start kurdts lil zebra: holy mary poppins, i'm going insane kurdts lil zebra: more insane than usual i mean gemini gal19: nope gemini gal19: youre there, dont worry kurdts lil zebra: oh, it's progressing gemini gal19: is that possible? kurdts lil zebra: umm, i think it is in switzerland... gemini gal19: no, i think zimbabwe kurdts lil zebra: there and quait kurdts lil zebra: you dork, you know you're a sexy bitch. kurdts lil zebra: ahh, the tape ripped off my anil polish kurdts lil zebra: nail* kurdts lil zebra: "I went out with this one guy, I was very excited about it. He took me out to dinner, he made me laugh - he made me pay. He's like, 'I'm sorry. I forgot my wallet.' I said, 'Really? I forgot my vagina.'" -Margaret Smith kurdts lil zebra: i told them only a little sip, but they didn't listen, and look what happened! kurdts lil zebra: ahh kurdts lil zebra: it's a story kurdts lil zebra: it's not a sip of what you think kurdts lil zebra: i wasn't drinking barf, that would be gross kurdts lil zebra: i was talking about ultra fuel kurdts lil zebra: it tastes like fruit rollups kurdts lil zebra: and it's good for you too kurdts lil zebra: boys and swimming have got to be my most favorite year-round sports kurdts lil zebra: fetal pig wise, i'm screwed. kurdts lil zebra: screwed quite far up the ass in fact gemini gal19: weeee're off to see the wizard! kurdts lil zebra: the wonderful lizard of booze! kurdts lil zebra: i love motion kurdts lil zebra: i also love toilets If you have a good quote, email it to me with your first name and I'll put it up! "If gymnastics were any easier, it would be called football!" "Gymnastics is life, the rest is just details!" "If you worry about winning, you won't. If you focus on doing your very best, you will. I wish everything was this easy" "You run like a girl, you jump like a girl, you swing like a girl, you tumble 6 feet over a four inch beam LIKE A GIRL" "Losers quit when they are tired...champions quit when they hold the gold" "The only reason any of us get involved in a sport like gymnastics. Or any other challenging pursuit for that matter. The reason? Because you can't do stuff! That's it. Plain and simple" "It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!" "Even a small star shines in the darkness" "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move" "Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking" "Time flys like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana" "I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it" "Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone" "Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry" "When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on" "Always forgive your enemies-- nothing annoys them so much" "The 10 Commandments contain 297 words. The Bill of Rights is stated in 463 words. Lincon's Gettysburg Address contains 266 words. A recent federal directive to regulate the price of cabbage contains 26,911 words" "I've heard snappier comebacks from a bowl of Rice Krispies" "Don't frown, you never know who is falling in love with your smile!" "There's plenty of people who don't like me, but there's 10 times more people who love me!" "Life is hard. It's even harder if you're stupid." "Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once and awhile, you could miss it."-Jesse "It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, hour to like someone, and a day to love someone- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."-Jenna "Sometimes I wish I was a little girl again.....because scraped knees and yanked braids dont hurt as much as broken hearts."-Kaila "Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop"-Jenna "It may take a village to raise a child, but it takes a city to raise the roof" -Logan Irons "Its all fun and games until somone looses an eye, then its a game of who can find the eye"-Logan Irons "As I walk through the vally of the shadow of death, I embrace the darkness, because theres nothing left" -Logan Irons "Stacy, if I was a boy, I'd ask you out!"-Kiera "I cut my fingers but I don't know where!!"-Kiera |
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